Where's the Remote?

A common question in our house, is "where is the remote?"

Owen was prancing around the house dramatically stretching his neck high and low in search of the remote earlier tonight. He kept repeating the question, "where is the remote," and my response repeatedly was, "I don't know, keep looking."

As he shuffled back toward the sitting area of our house, he stopped, turned around to look at me, and asked with a grin, "where's the remote?" Before I could answer he said, "is it here," and pulled down his pants revealing his bare bottom.

WHAT??? Honestly, where does he come up with this!? And no, the remote was not there!!